…fuckaduck

April 4, 2008 at 11:16 am (lust, Omni) (, , , , , , , , , , )

Dolce&GobanaBoy no longer speaks to me because a NOTHOTCOWORKER#1 told him that I wanted him to, quote , “fuck me hard in a duck costume”

…..

Yes. You read that right. A duck costume. A. Duck. Costume.

To clarify: Him, not me. In the costume that is.

Not that this makes the story any better. But it’s worth pointing it out.

Logistically it’s unsound, let alone the fact I have a fear of feathers.

Now, did I really want him to fuck me hard in a duck costume… NO!

Who are we kidding here. I’m not sure if the avian concept threw him off.. or the fact that I want to fuck him, period.

4 Comments

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