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Fuckaduck seems popular. So I should explain.

D&Gboy occasionally moonlights as a clown. Or a duck, who is actually a clown. He makes balloon animals.

It amuses me highly. He goes to all these kids parties and corporate events in his duck costume. He makes balloon animals. He keeps a hip flask with Scotch scotch-taped on the inside, and half way through the proceedings will leave one wing limp while he steals his arm inside to sup at the liquid.

I think of all these beautiful domestic housewives, tupperware divas, these sexually repressed women who hire him for their kids parties. How amused does it make me that there is this hot man in a duck costume entertaining their middle-class spawn with slightly phallic latex creations.

I hope he messaged me from inside his duck costume, his phone against his sweaty flesh, while children looked on through his yellowfeatherwoven gauze belly…okay, maybe NOTHOTCOWORKER#1 was right. Maybe I do want to screw him in the costume. It would certainly be something to tell the grand children…